Label: Rhinestone

Released 11/28/2025

***Chrystal Crunchy is a 12-inch 45rpm clubhouse slammer featuring “I’ve Got a Guy 4 That”, Quintron’s ode to America’s secret but necessary cash-only sub-economy. The title track sees Miss Pussycat step out from behind the puppet theater with a barrage of Casio keyboards to play and sing the theme song from her latest puppet show, Party Planning for Animals. Miss Pussycat also did the cover, depicting a pants-down devil puppet who is actually Chrystal (from the show) when she is emotionally overtaken by the party music. Side two opens with a homo-psychotic remix by New Orleans native (NYC dipped) musician Rhodes Murphy, morphing Quintron’s worker-tribute into some 90s Manhattan ketamine sex club. Fun fact—Q and P’s “I’ve Got a Guy 4 That” was written and toured three years prior to Post Malone’s release of a similarly titled song in 2024. “Rotten Egg” is House music about not wanting to have children. Jake Orrall (Jeff The Brotherhood) closes out the EP with a goopy fat knob remix.

Track listing:

1. Chrystal Crunchy 
2. I've Got a Guy 4 That (original)
3. Rotten Egg
4. I've Got a Guy 4 That - Rhodes Murphy Unhinged Remix
5. All Aboard
6. I've Got a Guy 4 That - Jake Orrall Upstaid Remix